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December 29, 2004

I am teh Hax0r!!!!!

w00t!!!! I r r0x0r! I am l33t hax0r! Ch3ck m3 0ut!!

http://sms.geoffpike.com

me own w3bsite to send m3 messages on cellerar fone!

w00t!

l33t!

-G30ff


(B33N up @ll nigh+ d0ing thIs!)

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December 28, 2004

The Nebraska Sextuplets: Hot or Not?

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Well, I hope everybody had a wonderful holiday. This weeks Hot or Not is a little late because of the recent festivities, but here it is. Apparently some lady in Nebraska had sextuplets some twenty years ago, but nobody ever heard of them. I admit, the only reason I heard of them was because I was searching the Stuff magazine website and saw the word "sex." I figured these girls would be a good subject for a Hot or Not, but if you ask me they resemble that bitch who played 'Kimmy Gibler' from "Full House," who is definitely NOT hot, and you have to take into account that one of the sextuplets names is 'Sparkles (wtf?).' That's just my opinion, so you don't have to take it seriously. Leave your comments, I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

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December 26, 2004

Christmas is all about the fat people... [comic]

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December 21, 2004

Susan Ward

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This is the Girl you asked about Geoff.

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December 18, 2004

Alexandra Adi: Hot or Not?

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This little known actress played that dumbass JT's girlfriend on ABC's sitcom "Step by Step." I have to admit, she was the fucking hottest mechanic I had ever seen. I had read somewhere that she once appeared in Stuff magazine, so I went to the site to check her out. She looks a lot different in the pictures than she did on the show, a lot less hot. I read part of the interview and found out that one of her expertise is playing the oboe, which also took away from her attractivness, although she was quoted as saying "At one dinner party, a bunch of girlfriends and I ended up dancing to some song in our bras and underwear." Can't get much hotter than that. Leave your comments, I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

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December 17, 2004

Comic of the Week (or so)...

I found a new comic strip. It is tasty and delicious. I will be sharing them with you. Here is your first dose.

-Geoff


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December 15, 2004

What BITCHES!

I'M DONE WITH FINALS! W00T.

-GEOFF

(KEEPIN IT REAL WITH CAPSLOCK YO)

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December 12, 2004

Tara Reid: Not

That is hysterical... i didn't even know who she was untill earlier today, when i found THIS site by accident... It found it in a post on a random weblog called Frankennipple. She's just wierd. And that nipple? WTF? I'm attaching pictures below... follow the links if you want to see more.

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Pic1 (frankennipple)
Pic2 (my phone)

I got tired of looking at that weird ugly nipple, so here's a direct link to the pics if you still haven't seen.
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hahaha, P.S. that manager chick, or whoever it is who finally ran over to cover up Tara, she's got my phone! ;)

-Geoff

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December 11, 2004

Tara Reid: Hot or Not?

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I never thought Tara Reid was hot until I saw this picture. Her bra accents her big, fake, tits and her legs are spread eagle. For a second it seemed like I was getting the best of both worlds until I flipped through the magazine and saw the same, dumbfounded, befuddled look on her face in every picture. Go out and pick up the magazine, you'll see what I mean. Leave your comments, I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

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December 8, 2004

Fuck Yeah!

"...or should I say, FUCK YEAH!"

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