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September 30, 2005

Today is my Birthday!

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:)

-Geoff

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September 27, 2005

Silent Hill Plan of Attack

Ok guys, here is the deal. Starting hopefully this Thursday, as many of us as possible will get together (at my place or at Kathy's or at Pam's or wherever) and we will play this new Maria mission. Then Kevin and I have agreed to work together to knock out SH2 regular once again so we can play through SH3 for Pam with ALL the extra stuff unlocked. If this works, excellent, if not... post something funny so I won't crap myself playing Silent Hill 2 alone.

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September 21, 2005

Silent Hill 2.5?

Hey guys, I was messing with the Silent Hill 2 we bought a few nights back, and I discovered something. There is a SIDE CHAPTER to the game, formerly exclusive to the XBOX version, which follows Maria, for a small adventure that ends right before our character James encounters her. So, what do you think guys, this could be a momentary relief from the rut we have been in. I haven't played through the new adventure far enough to do anything, so we should totally take a stab at it. Any takers?

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September 15, 2005

Fuck Irish Wolf Hounds

Some of you have already heard of my hostage experience WHILE ON A HOUSE SITTING JOB earlier this week, but if you would like further details feel free to contact me. However, suffice to say that my greatest phobia has changed from Pyramid heads throwing flaming rattlesnakes to Pyramid heads riding IRISH WOLF HOUNDS that spit flaming rattlesnakes. If I never work with one of those huge fuckers again it will be too soon. Fuck Irish Wolf Hounds, fuck them in their giant stupid asses.

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September 14, 2005

Windows Vista Sucks

Windows Vista (formerly codename Longhorn, the latest version of windows due sometime 2006), sucks. It's crazy buggy. I know people will say "it's in beta, it's supose to be buggy", but, fuck you. I was a beta tester, and it should be a lot better than this. I for one, am not holding my breath.

Take a look here.

-Geoff

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What Not to Name Your Kid

Allright, so I heard that Britney Spears was having her kid today and I thought to myself, "Shit, what the fuck is she going to name the kid?" It's fucking bad enough that she was allowed to sing and shit, let alone be allowed to even have a kid. I've noticed the trend among new parents lately is to give kids really fucked up names.
There should be rules about giving kids names. One of those rules should be that you can't name your kid after a noun (Journey, London, Paris, APPLE, WTF Gwyneth Paltrow). The next rule should be that your new child's name should be clearly masculine or feminine (I have the hardest time with Drew, which I think is clearly a masculine name but then there's always Drew Berrymore, who fucking sucks ass anyway. Cory and Alexis are clearly female names, but some people have problems with this). The last rule should be that the name can't be fucked up in general. There are some parents at the school where I work (who shall remain nameless) who have given their kids some really fucked up names. Ask me personally for details.
Now I figure with how much of a fucking retarded cunty-ass stoopid bitch whore Britney Spears is she'll probably end up naming the kid "Fairy" or "Turtle" or "Lamp" or "Fuknut" or some shit like that. Now I'm just getting angry, so I'll be signing off now. Leave your comments, I don't fucking care if I get in trouble for this.

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September 2, 2005

The Horseshoe Crab: Craziest Animal Ever?

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This is a picture of perhaps one of the craziest animals to ever roam this earth (besides the Churducken). The Horseshoe Crab is actually more closely related to spiders or scorpions, I don't remember which. There has been a strong effort to help save these animals because their shells used to be grinded up into fertilizer, but now scientists use their blood as a powerful anti-clotting agent. The female crabs can grow to be about 12 inches in diameter without the tail, so if you get a ruler and place it on the ground you can imagine how big these things get. Males are slightly smaller, I got a picture of two of them further down in the post.

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This is a picture of a fossil of the Horseshoe Crab dated approximately 150 million years old, and they haven't changed at all. They are known as 'living fossils.' They must be doing something right if they haven't changed over the last 150 million years.

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Here's some dude getting 'attacked' by the creatures, but is actually shells of the crab creatively arranged by the photographer. I aptly named this picture "Crab Battle" if you've ever seen the Flash movie of the same name on Newgrounds.com.

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Now here's two of them engaged in some hot crustecean sex.

These guys are very much real, and to tell the truth they kinda freak me out a little, which is why I consider them the craziest animal ever. Let me know what you all think, and if you got a crazier animal tell me what it is.

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