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September 14, 2005
What Not to Name Your Kid
Allright, so I heard that Britney Spears was having her kid today and I thought to myself, "Shit, what the fuck is she going to name the kid?" It's fucking bad enough that she was allowed to sing and shit, let alone be allowed to even have a kid. I've noticed the trend among new parents lately is to give kids really fucked up names.
There should be rules about giving kids names. One of those rules should be that you can't name your kid after a noun (Journey, London, Paris, APPLE, WTF Gwyneth Paltrow). The next rule should be that your new child's name should be clearly masculine or feminine (I have the hardest time with Drew, which I think is clearly a masculine name but then there's always Drew Berrymore, who fucking sucks ass anyway. Cory and Alexis are clearly female names, but some people have problems with this). The last rule should be that the name can't be fucked up in general. There are some parents at the school where I work (who shall remain nameless) who have given their kids some really fucked up names. Ask me personally for details.
Now I figure with how much of a fucking retarded cunty-ass stoopid bitch whore Britney Spears is she'll probably end up naming the kid "Fairy" or "Turtle" or "Lamp" or "Fuknut" or some shit like that. Now I'm just getting angry, so I'll be signing off now. Leave your comments, I don't fucking care if I get in trouble for this.
Posted by Ninja McFear at September 14, 2005 7:29 PM
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