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January 25, 2006

Hella Funny

Allright, I was at work today and one of the kids said one of the funniest things I've ever heard. It all started yesterday when this kid brought in a book about cats and had it laying on the desk. I was pretty bored and asked the kid if I could look at it. She let me take a look, so I started flipping through the pages looking at all the different species of cats. It was going pretty well until I got to the page that had pictures of some species of cat called "Sphynx." It's like a cat, except it's got no fur and all wrinkly. It had to be the ugliest creature I had ever seen and made my feelings clear, as I shouted them across the room. Anyhow, the same kid brought the same book today and I asked another kid sitting at the table if they had seen the most revolting creature on the face of the planet, and she seemed to know exactly what I was talking about, until they actually saw the sphynx. At first she agreed with me, until she said there was an even more disgusting animal. She began to describe it, but wasn't quite sure how to handle it. The only details she could provide me were that it looked like some kind of duck-chicken hybrid creature with the body of a duck, but it had a strange looking beak and red markings on its face like a chicken. At first I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about until she said that they lived near the canal and I was finally able to put all the parts together: she was talking about CHURDUCKENS!!! I had to suppress my laughter as the other kids tried to figure out what she was talking about. It's one of the funniest things I have ever heard, it totally made my week.

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January 20, 2006

Let us know how it goes

I understand that Ninja is getting a crazy powerful super computer built today, and I have 2 requests: First, CAN I MESS WITH IT?!?!?!? and Second, dude, take some damn pictures of it and post them here on Churducken. Such a momentous event should be recorded, that and I probably won't have the time to come see it for myself for the next couple days and I am a lazy fuck. Peace guys.

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January 10, 2006

Just an Idea

This was just an idea that came to me randomly as I searched Churducken on Google: we should make an entry page for the site. I know this was something that had come up quite some time ago, but the idea died and nobody did anything about it. I can snap some pics of a churducken if needed, if anyone has any other ideas please post them here.

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