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April 19, 2006
The long awaited Facts of Chuck Norris Vol. 7
61) Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
62) Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
63) When Chuck Norris laughs too hard while drinking milk, he accidently shits a cow.
64) Chuck Norris was once the F.B.I's chief negotiator. His job involved calling up criminals and saying, "This is Chuck Norris."
65) Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.
66) Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.
67) Chuck Norris once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than Chuck Norris.
68) Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
69) Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.
70) Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Posted by Vilhelm at April 19, 2006 9:54 AM
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