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June 28, 2006

Kristen Bell: Hot or Not?


Allright folks, here it is. This Hot or Not features Kristen Bell, the star of some show called "Veronica Mars" or something like that. I've never seen the show or heard of Bell before, but I saw pictures much like the one above and thought she was extremely hot. I apologize for the size of the picture, it was either one this size or a huge 1280x960 wallpaper size picture. Anyhow, I've seen pictures of her where she looks ridiculously hot, but I've also seen pictures where she looks retarded, literally. This definitely takes away from her hotness, I need a girl who consistently looks hot. She was also recently voted "World's Hottest Vegetarian" (There ya go Geoff) But an argument was made on some website I was browsing that "vegetarians have the worst smelling vaginas." That really doesn't have anything to do with how hot she looks, I just had to put that in there. Leave your comments, I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

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June 26, 2006

Stuff That Makes Me Angry

This title of this post really encapsulates many things in this universe, but my mom told me of something that happened today that really blew my top.
As some of you may or may not know, Will and I work with complete dumbasses, this is one of the reasons I am eternally grateful that I am leaving at the end of the summer. However, I will miss some of the kids dearly. Now, today was the first day of summer school for the kids at Martin Luther King. Many of them go to daycare in the morning and are sent off to their classes when school is about to start. The staff at daycare have a list of all the students in summer school and which rooms they are in. They have all the pertinent information, yet somehow this morning, the first day of summer school, THEY FORGOT TO SEND A KID TO SUMMER SCHOOL!!! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!!!
I had to sit back for a second and think about who was working this morning. It just so happened that one of the people who was working this morning was the same co-worker I had problems with some time ago (Refer to the post named "People are fucking stoopid, Part 2), and the other is one of the people who work their asses off to keep the center working. She's cool, I have no problems with her. The fact of the matter is that they forgot to send a kid to summer school. The secretary (my mom) assumed that the kid was absent because she got the role sheet back later this morning and this kid was marked absent, so she had to call the parents to confirm that they wanted to drop him out of summer school. The mother was extremely confused, and I suppose she told my mom that he was in daycare this morning and should check with them. I'm guessing she found the kid there and took him to class. Who knows how long this kid was sitting around waiting for shit to happen. This is why this daycare center will turn to shambles after I leave. Will, I think you've still got some time to grab the afternoon shift, you're Martin Luther King's last hope...
I guess what I'm trying to say here is that stoopid people make me angry, which probably constitutes 99.9% of the human population. We're in a tight spot here, folks. That's all for now, Ninja McFear out.

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And a creepy comic I found looking for that chicken picture...

Um, because I love creepy comics.... The ones that make you just a little too uneasy.


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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?


From here, and for no particular reason (except that I like it), I give you the following:

The next time someone asks you this question, you can give them the following answer.

The question "Why did the chicken cross the road" is invalid. It is invalid because "why" assumes that the chicken had some reason for taking the action "cross the road". This, in turn, assumes that the chicken has the concept of "road"; after all, if the chicken doesn't know that the road is there, then the chicken did not - from the chickens point of view - cross the road, and consequently it is meaningless to ask for its motivations for doing so.

Since chicken is an animal, it is unlikely that it has the concept of road in the same sense than humans do; since it is a bird, whose ancestors were propably capable of flight in the near past, it is unlikely to have the concept of road in any sense - why would a flying bird need roads?

Therefore, the chicken can never have any motivation for crossing the road, since from the chickens point of view, it never does any such thing. It simply moves from one point to another, and these points happen to be on the opposite side of a flat area of ground. No road-crossing has happened.

Think of it this way: if you walk over a scent trail left by some animal, and you don't know that the trail is there, it is foolish to ask your motives of crossing that trail. One can ask your motives for walking in the first place, but the crossing was pure coincidence and not something you chose.

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June 19, 2006

Gnarls Barkley @ 2006 MTV Movie Awards

For your viewing pleasures....


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June 13, 2006

Jedi Gangster Rap

Need I say more?


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June 9, 2006

We'll save up if we have too...

But we're there for you Will, and whatever it takes, we'll get you there...

Detox Clinic for Video Game Addicts

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June 3, 2006

Linda Fiorentino: Hot or Not?


It's been much too long since I've posted anything, and you all have my humble apologies for that. I decided that I should post something before my life gets hectic again. Without further or due, I now present Linda Fiorentino for Hot or Not. I really didn't know who Linda Fiorentino was until I saw "Men In Black," and subsequently saw "Dogma." After seeing her in these films, I thought she was incredibly hot. However, I have seen some shots of her where she doesn't look so hot, like she got hit in the face with an eight iron or something. The naked pictures of her all over the internet make things a little better, but it is rumored that she is difficult to work with. I have read that she can be a total bitch some days, there have been days when she didn't say a single word to the director while working on a film. This certainly detracts from her hotness, so I am of a very mixed opinion. I am curious as to what everyone else has to say. Leave your comments, I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

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