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September 25, 2006
Alison Lohman: Hot or Not?
I received a formal request for a new Hot or Not, so I couldn't refuse. This all new Hot or Not features Alison Lohman. She was previously unknown to me until I saw "Matchstick Men." I cut in during the middle of the movie and I saw this little girl running around making all kinds of noises. I thought she was pretty hot at first, so I decided to run a Google search instead of watching the rest of the movie. Found some good pictures, some not so good ones. I thought I had made up my mind when I finally stumbled upon some nude pictures of her (insert smiley emoticon here), but even those weren't that great (she did a lesbo scene, if that changes anyone's mind). What really gets me is how old she looks. At first glance I wouldn't say she's much over 20, if even that. She played a 14 year old in "Matchstick Men," and she did a pretty good job. I thought she was stretching it a bit. Oh yeah, back to the point. She's 27!!! Couldn't believe it when I found out. Anyhow, I'll leave the judging up to you folks. Sorry it's been so long. Leave your comments, I hope I don't get in trouble for this.
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Best Star Wars shit ever
Well Played gentlemen, well played.
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Best Street Fighter Comic, Ever
Found this the other day when I was screwing around. I thought Will would at least get a kick out of it, and it has been a while since I posted anything. Here's another one for Akuma fans:
Even Akuma needs time to relax. Ninja Mcfear out.
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September 21, 2006
Weird Al again
Ok, so is this better?
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How to insert Video into a post...
So you've found a cool video on-line, and you want to post it to Churducken... but how do you actually INSERT it into a post? Like this.
Step 1: Find a cool video.
Holy crap, an acapella nintendo medely! What could be cooler! But, OH NO! It's in shitty quicktime format! What will we do?!
Step 2: Search for it on YouTube.
Any video that's on the inter-ma-nets is also on YouTube. It's a law... in Utah or something...
Setp 3: Pick your version.
Infact, not only is every video on YouTube, it's on there 6 or 7 (or in this case, 51) fucking times. In general, I go with the longest version of any video, and I try to avoid videos with website branding on it... fuckers putting their name on everything. I'm talking to you ebaumsworld!
Setp 4: Copy the "Embed" Link...
...and past it into your post.
And when you submit it, it should look like this...
Have fun!
-Geoff
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Ahhh... Weird Al
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
Enjoy guys.
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September 8, 2006
Sexual urges of men and women
Hahaha... originally found here.
I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. And I never figured out why men think with their head and women think with their heart. And I never yet have figured out how the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil when it hears the words "I do."One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it. I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT???"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. I'm thinking, "What was her first clue?" I finally realize that nothing was going to happen that night, so I went to sleep.The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on three different, very expensive outfits. She could not decide which one to take, so I told her to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say OK. And then we go to the jewellery department where she gets a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you. She was so excited. She must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck, but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this, and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready to go to the cash register."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey, I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." You should have seen her face. It went completely blank. I then said, "Really, honey, I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until some time after the Spring of 2008 but godammit it was worth it.
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