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January 30, 2007
Winona Ryder: Hot or Not?

Allright folks, because you asked for it, here it is: the latest Hot or Not. I was thinking today how my whole doing the Hot or Not thing started as just a joke to play on Tara Reid then spawned into something more grand altogether. Strange how those kind of things work out, no?
Anyhow, here we have Winona Ryder, the newest subject for Hot or Not. I really had to dig to find someone who lies on the edge of hot, because I have seen Ryder look extremely hot but also very not hot as well. She is one of those girls who really goes through the phases of being hot and not hot. I think she tends to go hot when she lets her hair go out and not look so asexual, but that's just my opinion. Then there was that whole shoplifting fiasco she went through some years back, as well as the breast implant thing. I think her tits look fine, I would be willing to check them myself to see if they are real.
Apparently this poster was from some promotional thing she did some time ago, and I could not pass it up over the other pictures I had in mind. Make your judgements people, and post them. I am eager for responses. Leave your comments, I hope I don't get in trouble for this.
Posted by Ninja McFear at January 30, 2007 10:41 PM
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IMHO,
Winona at her hottest: [ http://www.hissandpop.com/celebrities/r/winonaryder/photos/winona-ryder-007.jpg ]
Winona at her not-est: [ http://www.baldhalloffame.com/gallery.php?gallery=14&image_id=27 ] (Will the real slim shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!)
Winona was a great hot or not Kev because she really does have her moments of cuteness. (see the crazy-ass-wynona gallery at [ http://www.randomchic.com/chics/winona_ryder/ ], pics: ryder0292, ryder0338_mr_deeds, ryder0391, ryder18)
However, OMFG, look at that slim shady picture. (as well as pics: ryder0061, ryder0168, ryder09)
Lots of women have good pics and bad pics (though I have yet to see a bad picture of, say, Scarlett Johansen...) but in the end, none of Winona's pictures, even her best ones, really call to me. At best, she's cute, but none of them make me stop and loose my train of thought like that one picture of Allison Hannigan. And cute pictures mixed with all those bad ones... well...
I vote NOT gentlemen.
Posted by: Geoff
at January 30, 2007 11:51 PM
I agree, she can range from fugly to super cute, so I will base my judgement on the last film I saw her in, which was a scanner darkly. I admit, perhaps the animation put over the actual film may have given her more than she is due, but she was quite impressively attractive, so my vote goes to hot.
Posted by: Vilhelm at January 31, 2007 12:02 PM
Allright Kev, we need a tie breaker...
Posted by: Geoff
at January 31, 2007 8:56 PM
I generally try to keep my opinions as vague and generalized as possible when I write these things up so that it is not biased to begin with, if my opinion even matters. However, as a tie breaker was requested I will gladly comply.
Even though we have all seen Ryder go through the entire range of hotness and not-hotness, I am going to have to go with hot simply because because she goes super hot when she's hot, but not completely fugly when she's not.
Posted by: Ninja McFear
at February 1, 2007 6:53 PM
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