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May 31, 2007

I agree, winter would be better.

Hey man, you're the one who decided to wait this long, I was ready weeks ago. Oh well, such is life.

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The next beard off we have we're doing during the winter...

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WTF video of the month 2

James keeps sending me links to this series. They are all pretty damn random, but this one had costumes, so I though it would warrant a trail by Churducken.

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May 30, 2007

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha... for Will.

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May 29, 2007

Mail-Order Ninja

I have no idea what the hell this is, but it was in the Sunday comics. I thought Kev might enjoy it.

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May 27, 2007

Chuck Norris Reads His Own Facts

Found this while screwing around on YouTube. Enjoy.

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May 22, 2007

SP Mega Man

Just a funny shot I ran across.

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May 19, 2007

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! has to be one of the greatest games ever made. However, it is one of the few games that I've never actually beat. I can get up to Mr. Sandman, but never really made it past him. Geoff has told me that he has actually made it to Mike Tyson, but has never beat him. I have a save state on my computer that lets me skip straight to the fight with Mike Tyson. However, like Geoff, I can never beat him. I can get to the second round and maybe knock him down once or twice, but I can never finish him off. In desperation, I found some videos on Youtube that may prove useful. The first of these videos comes from somebody who obviously plays the game too much, because he takes care of Tyson with ease. He uses a technique which I have learned to be called "Late Punches," where you wait till the last possible second to punch an opponent and they take double damage. I have found this to be a difficult technique to employ, but I have pulled it off several times, or it could be just that Tyson actually took that much damage from that punch. It also looks like the person is cheating a bit, but I can't really do anything to prove that other than use visual observations. The second video comes from someone who is more of our caliber. He goes to the second round with Tyson, but eventually gets him in the end. I think we should use the wisdom granted to us by these videos and take down Tyson. I say that one day we should gather somewhere and play until we beat Tyson, or until we get frustrated. What have you to say about that?

My first video post!!! Unfortunately, I could not get both videos to center, so I am going to have to ask Geoff for some assistance on that part. I was able to get the second one to center, but I didn't want the post to look fucked up with one post being centered and the other not. Enjoy, my friends.

Posted by Ninja McFear at 3:14 PM | Comments (2) | TrackBack

Cool Pool

I had found some pictures of a really neat looking pool some time ago, but neglected to save the pictures so I could upload them. I found them again last night when I was on ebaumsworld and decided to save them this time, so here they are:

Same View, a Little Different

Prayer Circle?

Hella Deep

Half Above, Half Below

Gigantor Jellyfish

Okay, so that last one wasn't a picture of the pool. I think this pool is pretty damn cool, and I hate swimming. I'm curious to know what everyone else thinks. Ninja McFear out.

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May 18, 2007

Chuck Norris

So we've all heard the Chuck Norris facts...

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, he potato sacks.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep... he waits.

I myself never really get tired of the Chuck Norris facts. Not even the old ones. But I was browsing Digg, and came across a story about how someone made a WOW character that looked like Chuck Norris. The comments were littered with new and amazing Chuck Norris facts. Here are some of them, for your viewing pleasure.

New Chuck Norris Facts (no particular order):
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck was Chuck Norris?
...all of it.

On Chuck Norris' birthday he chooses one lucky kid to throw into the sun.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris eats Rice Krispies they don't go "snap, crackle pop" they go "shhhhhhh here he comes".

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris uses the Sword of 1000 Truths as a toothpick.

Chuck Norris can play air guitar in space.

Chuck Norris secretly has sex with every woman in the planet once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris is so tough, there's no chin under his beard... there is only another fist.

Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.

Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chuck Norris.
Oh shit.

They were gonna name a bridge after Chuck Norris, but decided against it since no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives...

Chuck Norris once beat a fish in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris once had to pee after a long night of drinking, we now called it Niagara Falls.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at a game of tennis.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling corn that sometimes it needs to just LIE THE FUCK DOWN!

Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

That is all for now... In honor of the Norris, I have temporarily added a randomized Chuck Norris fact box to Churducken's front page. Look under the search bar.

-Geoff

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Howdy

Just wanted to say hey, cause it's been a little while since I've posted anything.

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May 15, 2007

I love lizards

This one has personality, he wanted his 15 minutes of fame and damned if he didn't get it!

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Man charged with stealing $250,000 worth of Skittles... Is there anything you want to tell us Kev?

From CNN.

Man charged with stealing $250,000 worth of Skittles
DALLAS, Texas (AP) -- A little candy can add up to a rainbow of trouble.

A man caught removing tires from a truck has been charged with stealing the tractor-trailer containing $250,000 worth of Skittles, police said.

Seven pallets of the 28 in the truck are still missing, authorities said. Alan Chavez, 22, has been charged with first-degree felony theft. It was unclear Monday whether he had a lawyer.

Chavez said he had paid someone else $500 for the truck's rims and tires, police said. The truck has an estimated value of $85,000, and the trailer's value is $30,000.

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