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June 28, 2007

Beard-Off 2007

As judge of Beard-Off 2007, I have come to an official decision which decides the winner of the contest. It took me a while to come to this decision, there were a lot of factors to consider and I apologize for the length of time it has taken me to finalize my decision. The hardest part of this ultimate verdict was the fact that one of the contestants (who shall remain nameless) was not present at the time of judgment, so I had to compare the two beards during separate meetings with the contestants and imagine what both beards would look like at the same place in time. The most difficult part of my decision was having to judge which beard had the greatest length, as it was one of the parameters for judging. Fullness of beards was also a difficult consideration, I am unsure as how the contestants would have felt if I started touching their faces. Therefore, I had to base my ruling on purely visual observations, which can be difficult. Having to use my imagination and compare the two beards side-by-side, this decision has been the hardest one I have had to make in a while. So without further or due, I officially announce that the winner of Beard-Off 2007 is:

Will

Will had greater coverage of beard than Geoff, and the fullness of his beard was better as well. Although the length of beards was the same between Will and Geoff, his beard still bested Geoff's in the other two categories thus earning him victory in Beard-Off 2007.
Congratulations Will.

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Cindy Crawford: Hot or Not?

Okay people, here it is. Here we have Cindy Crawford, everyone's childhood imaginary girlfriend. Cindy Crawford hasn't really changed since I was a kid, I used to think she was crazee hot. I remember one of my friends tried to convince me that she was a lesbian, but she ended up with two kids so hell with that. Anyhow, she is obviously much older now that she was when we were kids, so the decision is still up for debate. Age has always been a big factor for me, but I am willing to make some exceptions. The other factor to consider is her kids, that's a little too much baggage for me. The mole on her face drives some people crazee, it drives other people up the wall. Her body has really kept up over the years, so she will most likely still be slamming as the years pass. That's all I have to contribute. Leave your comments, I hope I don't get in trouble for this.

"It's an evil fucking room."

Alarm clocks freak me out now...

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June 20, 2007

IDK, My BFF Jill?

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Resident Evil 4 Merchant

So only Kevin and I get this joke, but it is still funny just the same.

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June 19, 2007

Fucked Up

So everyone knows that the Transformers movie is coming out soon. As a result, there has been a huge increase in demand for the old Transformers toys, like the ones we played with as kids. I was looking for stuff on ebay when I noticed a banner which took me to all the Transformers auctions. I had browsed some thirty-five pages just looking at different auctions until I came across one that caught my eye. This particular auction was for the three original Insecticons Transformers that were still in their original packaging. The First Generation Transformers were being sold all over the place on ebay, so it wasn't a surprise to me. This was the first auction for three original Transformers in their original packaging though, so I had to check it out. It was a bit pricey ($550 for the starting bid, $625 for Buy it Now), and I wasn't all that interested, until I read the description. The dude who was selling them doesn't actually own the products, they really belong to his son. His son is supposedly and avid collector of Transformers and has hundreds in his collection, pretty much all of them are in their original packaging. This has taken him years to accumulate and now his father is selling them on ebay to the highest bidder. His reason for selling? His son is off serving our country, and thinks his son has no more use for them. That's pretty fucked up, if you ask me.
You all know what I would do if someone tried to sell something that I had spent years collecting and was worth thousands of dollars. This guy has no real reason to sell his SON'S collection, only that it's taking up space. I could understand if the son told his father that he didn't want them anymore, but the page didn't indicate that. I think the father simply assumed that this son has no more use for them. I'm pretty angry at the moment, it's getting hard to type properly. Post your comments.

New Hot or Not coming soon...

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June 18, 2007

Encyclopedia Dramatica

It's like wikipedia, if wikipedia were written by us when we were pissed off.

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All your base...

You can thank Glenn for this tribute to Zero Wing.

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June 17, 2007

Trouble on the trail

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Pam actually found this one, but it is so worthy of Churducken. It comes on a t-shirt or sweatshirt at http://www.noisebot.com/you_have_dysentery_t-shirt.