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August 24, 2009

Respnse to Kev

Alas, still can't comment on posts.

Kevin, I am deeply sorry to hear about your loss. Toby finally passed away not too long ago, so I am right there with you. But Geoff is right, you can't beat yourself up over it. Animals are fragile things, and they have no real way to say "hey, I'm sick, fix me" and as such you could not have really known sooner. I know you pretty well I think, and you would never be intentionally cruel or neglectful to a creature under your care. These things happen, sad as it may be. You have my utmost sympathy man.

And regarding Maggie Q, I have seen her in the most recent Die Hard film. Her character was good n' crazy, but I confess I found Mary Elizabeth Winstead's character hotter. Alas, I am going to vote for NOT, and agree that she looks far too fragile. I need to see more of her work to fully make a decision, but for now my NOT will stand.

Take care guys, nice to see some more stuff on Churducken again :-)

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August 23, 2009

MAGGIE Q: HOT OR NOT?

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THIS IS GOING TO BE IN ALL CAPS (BECAUSE I WANTED TO AND BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!!!) ALLRIGHT, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE DONE ONE OF THESE, SO IT MAY SOUND A LITTLE FUCKED UP CAUSE I'M RUSTY.
THIS HOT OR NOT FEATURES MAGGIE Q. DON'T ASK WHAT THE FUCKING Q MEANS, I THINK I KNEW AT ONE POINT BUT FUCKING SUBSEQUENTLY FORGOT. IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE RELATED TO HER LAST NAME, I AM ACTUALLY A LITTLE FUCKING CURIOUS. ANYHOW, MS. Q IS ONE OF THE MANY ACTRESSES IN FUCKING HOLLYWOOD, BUT HASN'T REALLY APPEARED IN ANY REALLY BIG FUCKING MOVIES THAT MAKES A TON OF FUCKING MONEY. THE ONLY MOVIE THAT I CAN RECALL HER BEING IN WAS "BALLS OF FURY," WHICH FEATURED THE FUCKING AMAZING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AND THE FUCKING HILARIOUS GEORGE LOPEZ AND ALSO THE DUDE WHO WAS FUCKING SHANG TSUNG IN "MORTAL KOMBAT (SPOILER: HE FUCKING DIES)."
BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND, I HAD WATCHED "BALLS OF FURY" ON HBO ONE DAY AND MAGGIE Q'S FIRST SCENE IS HER FUCKING DESTROYING SOME OTHER DUDES AT PING-PONG WHILE WEARING A SKIN-TIGHT WORKOUT OUTFIT. SHE'S GOT A PRETTY FUCKING SMOKING HOT BODY, BUT AT THE SAME TIME IF YOU TRACK DOWN SOME PICTURES OF HER SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD USE A GIANT FUCKING STEAK AND A GARGANTUAN FUCKING BAKED POTATO SLATHERED IN FUCKING BUTTER. SOME OF HER OTHER PICTURES DON'T REALLY MAKE HER LOOK AS GOOD EITHER, LIKE SHE GOT HIT WITH A FUCKING UGLY STICK OR SOMETHING. THE PICTURE FEATURED ABOVE IS ONE SUCH PICTURE, IN MY OPINION. SHE WAS PRETTY HOT ALL THROUGHOUT "BALLS OF FURY," BUT THAT COUPLED WITH HER STICK-LIKE BODY MAY MAKE SOME PEOPLE TURN THEIR FUCKING HEADS. I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE AN INTERVIEW WITH HER TO SEE WHAT HER PERSONALITY IS FUCKING LIKE, BECAUSE I THINK I CAN DEAL WITH THE BODY (WHICH I COULD PROBABLY BREAK IN HALF, FUCKING LITERALLY) IF SHE'S GOT A REALLY COOL PERSONALITY. I'LL LEAVE THE REST UP TO YOU GUYS.
THERE'S YOUR HOT OR NOT, BECAUSE YOU GUYS FUCKING REQUESTED IT, AND I FUCKING DELIVER!!!
LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS, I HOPE I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS.

SORRY ABOUT ALL THE "FUCKING"'S, I'LL TRY TO TONE IT DOWN NEXT TIME.

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August 21, 2009

A Peak into Kevin's Mind

Normally this isn't something that I would share with people, but it's something that I kinda wanted to get out there. You guys have known me for a long time, and you know as well as anyone who knows me that I am very mysterious by nature. Therefore, I take some effort to not allow people into my head. I have a lot of secrets to hold, both my own and many of other people's. Anyhow, there is something that I wanted to divulge to whoever is willing to listen.
At some point over the last several years you have been to my house and know that I own several small hamsters. The reason I have hamsters is mostly because both my brother and I had one as a child, that coupled with my and my dad's cat allergies and my parents dislike of dogs, I really had no other choice. I suppose I wanted to relive my childhood a little and purchased two small hamsters several years ago. One died about six months after I got her, but then I got another companion for the remaining hamster. Unfortunately, she died the other night, and I believe she may have suffered a little by my hand. Let me explain...
For anyone who has owned small rodents, there is a disease known as wet tail that can be brought on by a number of factors. Like cancer, it is often fatal if not caught and treated in time. I had noticed a change in her behavior sometime last week, but didn't really put it together that she may have been sick and I let it pass as nothing. She became increasingly lethargic as the days passed, and yet I did nothing. Her suffering finally ended last night, and I feel that I may have played a large part in it, mostly that I did nothing to alleviate her condition. There were actions I could have taken, yet I still did nothing. The worst part of this is that I am only realizing this now, but I suppose that is when everyone makes these types of revelations.
Anyhow, I just really wanted to share that with anyone who will listen. I remember when I was a child and I lost a pet that I was supremely upset for several days, possibly even weeks. I thought that now I am older that I would be able to deal with it better, but I still find myself upset by the whole ordeal. Is that childish? I suppose you do get attached to those little critters after this long.
That's your trip through the mind of Kevin. Try not to get lost on your way out.

Hot or Not coming.

R.I.P. Phoebe

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Back from the dead

What up guys, sorry I have been out of the loop for so long but I have been as busy as i imagine you guys have been. Also, I just got a new computer and lost the ability to comment on posts. Geoff, could you let me know how to get that back? In any case, awesome posts lately. I love Zero Punctuation and that was a perfect recap of SH2. And Kevin, the Japanese are totally insane, and that video proves it. Well done :-) Got another Hot or Not brewing?

I will try to post something soon. I have just moved again, to Oakland this time and my final semester at SFSU starts Tuesday. I hope you guys are well.

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August 19, 2009

Jaaaaaaaaaaames Sunderland! (Silent Hill 2)

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