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August 23, 2009
MAGGIE Q: HOT OR NOT?
THIS IS GOING TO BE IN ALL CAPS (BECAUSE I WANTED TO AND BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN!!!) ALLRIGHT, IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE DONE ONE OF THESE, SO IT MAY SOUND A LITTLE FUCKED UP CAUSE I'M RUSTY.
THIS HOT OR NOT FEATURES MAGGIE Q. DON'T ASK WHAT THE FUCKING Q MEANS, I THINK I KNEW AT ONE POINT BUT FUCKING SUBSEQUENTLY FORGOT. IT MAY OR MAY NOT BE RELATED TO HER LAST NAME, I AM ACTUALLY A LITTLE FUCKING CURIOUS. ANYHOW, MS. Q IS ONE OF THE MANY ACTRESSES IN FUCKING HOLLYWOOD, BUT HASN'T REALLY APPEARED IN ANY REALLY BIG FUCKING MOVIES THAT MAKES A TON OF FUCKING MONEY. THE ONLY MOVIE THAT I CAN RECALL HER BEING IN WAS "BALLS OF FURY," WHICH FEATURED THE FUCKING AMAZING CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AND THE FUCKING HILARIOUS GEORGE LOPEZ AND ALSO THE DUDE WHO WAS FUCKING SHANG TSUNG IN "MORTAL KOMBAT (SPOILER: HE FUCKING DIES)."
BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND, I HAD WATCHED "BALLS OF FURY" ON HBO ONE DAY AND MAGGIE Q'S FIRST SCENE IS HER FUCKING DESTROYING SOME OTHER DUDES AT PING-PONG WHILE WEARING A SKIN-TIGHT WORKOUT OUTFIT. SHE'S GOT A PRETTY FUCKING SMOKING HOT BODY, BUT AT THE SAME TIME IF YOU TRACK DOWN SOME PICTURES OF HER SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD USE A GIANT FUCKING STEAK AND A GARGANTUAN FUCKING BAKED POTATO SLATHERED IN FUCKING BUTTER. SOME OF HER OTHER PICTURES DON'T REALLY MAKE HER LOOK AS GOOD EITHER, LIKE SHE GOT HIT WITH A FUCKING UGLY STICK OR SOMETHING. THE PICTURE FEATURED ABOVE IS ONE SUCH PICTURE, IN MY OPINION. SHE WAS PRETTY HOT ALL THROUGHOUT "BALLS OF FURY," BUT THAT COUPLED WITH HER STICK-LIKE BODY MAY MAKE SOME PEOPLE TURN THEIR FUCKING HEADS. I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE AN INTERVIEW WITH HER TO SEE WHAT HER PERSONALITY IS FUCKING LIKE, BECAUSE I THINK I CAN DEAL WITH THE BODY (WHICH I COULD PROBABLY BREAK IN HALF, FUCKING LITERALLY) IF SHE'S GOT A REALLY COOL PERSONALITY. I'LL LEAVE THE REST UP TO YOU GUYS.
THERE'S YOUR HOT OR NOT, BECAUSE YOU GUYS FUCKING REQUESTED IT, AND I FUCKING DELIVER!!!
LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS, I HOPE I DON'T GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS.
SORRY ABOUT ALL THE "FUCKING"'S, I'LL TRY TO TONE IT DOWN NEXT TIME.
Posted by Ninja McFear at August 23, 2009 12:03 AM
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