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January 3, 2010
This is why I can't have a cat
Ever since I was a kid, I've always wanted a cat. They always seemed cool to me, just doing whatever they wanted to around the house, sitting on your lap and chilling, or sometimes I just liked to pet them. The biggest problem was my dad, he claims (like many other things, let's not get started on this one) that he's allergic to cats, and he just doesn't like them. Also, as I've gotten older I have discovered there are other reasons why I can't have a cat. These videos help explain:
My cat would look like this all the time. I would be stockpiling boxes just to do this, my cat wouldn't even know the light of day. This video is also evidence against me:
Apparently this is the only time that this cat's owner air horned it, this would simply be not the case with me. In addition to air horns, there would be lasers and buckets of water.
Also:
Admittedly, the majority of my spare time would be spent screwing with my cat. This seems cruel and sadistic (because it is), but I get some weird kick out of the reaction from cats. Dogs are much different, they're usually too dumb to react to certain stimuli, as well as other pets I've had. I have a different affinity for the other various animals I've kept, I go through great lengths to care for them, as you all know. Perhaps things would be different if I actually got a cat, although I'm pretty sure I'm allergic...
Posted by Ninja McFear at January 3, 2010 11:51 AM
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Ok, Kevin never gets to meet my cat... hahaha!
Posted by: Vilhelm 
at January 4, 2010 11:33 AM
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